1. I once:
loved a girl
2. Never in my life have I:
` loved a girl so much
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then
can always make me smile:
`is the girl
4. High School is/was:
` all about the girl
5. When I'm nervous:
` i dream about the girl
6. The last time I cried was:
` when the girl failed her spelling test
7. If I were to get married RIGHT NOW my
bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
` the parents of the girl
8. My hair is:
`the color of the pencilcase of the girl
9. My feet are:
` larger than the girl's
10. When I was 5:
` i just got to know the girl
11. Last Christmas:
` i asked santa claus to let the girl pass her future tests
12. When I turn my head left, I see :
` the girl
13. When I turn my head right, I see:
` still the girl
14. When I look down I see:
` the feet of the girl
15. The craziest recent event was:
` when i cried cos the girl failed her test
16. If I was a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
` joey but the girl has to star beside me as well
17. By this time next year:
` i hope santa claus made my wish on christmas come true and the girl will pass her test
19. I have a hard time understanding:
` how the girl failed her test
20. One time at a family gathering:
`i told my mom i'll marry the girl
21. You know I "like" you if:
`you failed the test just like that girl and i cry for you cos of that reason
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
` God followed by the girl cos she inspired me not to fail in this award or she'll cry
23. Take my advice:
` Dun cry when a girl fails her test
24. My ideal breakfast is:
` eating cereals with the girl's face on it
25. If you visit my hometown:
` you can find statues of the girl everywhere
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
` the girl's hometown
27. Girls are:
` amazing creatures
28. I'd stop my wedding if:
` the girl called off the marriage due to her lousy test grades
29. The world could do without:
` tests which would lead the girl to fail it and me to cry for her
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
` wishing the girl would pass cos it'll never happen and i'll keep crying
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself :
` lots of test papers so i can tutor the girl
32. Most recent thing someone else bought you:
` lots of boxes of tissues
33. My favorite time of day is:
` morning so i won't be disturbed by the news of the girl failing her test
34. My favorite store is:
` watsons(lots of tissue)
35. My favorite ringtone is:
` hearing my own sobs of exasperation
36. And by the way:
` this quiz has lots of questions
37. The last time I was high:
` was when the girl scored 50 out of 100
38. The person who I last talked to told me to:
` stop crying over the girl
39. I shouldn't have been:
` a cockroach
40. Once, at a bar/club:
` the girl got drunk cos she was happy that she passed
41. Last night:
` the girl got drunk
42. There's this girl I know who:
` always seems to fail her tests
43. There is this guy I know who:
` keeps crying over the lousy grades of a certain girl
44. A better name for me would be:
` cry baby
45. If I ever go
` to the hospital cos of dehydration, remind me to drink more water before i cry
loved a girl
2. Never in my life have I:
` loved a girl so much
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then
can always make me smile:
`is the girl
4. High School is/was:
` all about the girl
5. When I'm nervous:
` i dream about the girl
6. The last time I cried was:
` when the girl failed her spelling test
7. If I were to get married RIGHT NOW my
bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
` the parents of the girl
8. My hair is:
`the color of the pencilcase of the girl
9. My feet are:
` larger than the girl's
10. When I was 5:
` i just got to know the girl
11. Last Christmas:
` i asked santa claus to let the girl pass her future tests
12. When I turn my head left, I see :
` the girl
13. When I turn my head right, I see:
` still the girl
14. When I look down I see:
` the feet of the girl
15. The craziest recent event was:
` when i cried cos the girl failed her test
16. If I was a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
` joey but the girl has to star beside me as well
17. By this time next year:
` i hope santa claus made my wish on christmas come true and the girl will pass her test
19. I have a hard time understanding:
` how the girl failed her test
20. One time at a family gathering:
`i told my mom i'll marry the girl
21. You know I "like" you if:
`you failed the test just like that girl and i cry for you cos of that reason
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
` God followed by the girl cos she inspired me not to fail in this award or she'll cry
23. Take my advice:
` Dun cry when a girl fails her test
24. My ideal breakfast is:
` eating cereals with the girl's face on it
25. If you visit my hometown:
` you can find statues of the girl everywhere
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
` the girl's hometown
27. Girls are:
` amazing creatures
28. I'd stop my wedding if:
` the girl called off the marriage due to her lousy test grades
29. The world could do without:
` tests which would lead the girl to fail it and me to cry for her
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
` wishing the girl would pass cos it'll never happen and i'll keep crying
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself :
` lots of test papers so i can tutor the girl
32. Most recent thing someone else bought you:
` lots of boxes of tissues
33. My favorite time of day is:
` morning so i won't be disturbed by the news of the girl failing her test
34. My favorite store is:
` watsons(lots of tissue)
35. My favorite ringtone is:
` hearing my own sobs of exasperation
36. And by the way:
` this quiz has lots of questions
37. The last time I was high:
` was when the girl scored 50 out of 100
38. The person who I last talked to told me to:
` stop crying over the girl
39. I shouldn't have been:
` a cockroach
40. Once, at a bar/club:
` the girl got drunk cos she was happy that she passed
41. Last night:
` the girl got drunk
42. There's this girl I know who:
` always seems to fail her tests
43. There is this guy I know who:
` keeps crying over the lousy grades of a certain girl
44. A better name for me would be:
` cry baby
45. If I ever go
` to the hospital cos of dehydration, remind me to drink more water before i cry
Oww. My stomach hurts. I shall attempt to do this in a more dignified manner than in which he did it.
1. I once:
`had a goldfish
2. Never in my life have I:
` seen a golden coloured fish
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then
can always make me smile:
`the person who gave me the goldfish
4. High School is/was:
` dissecting goldfishes in biology
5. When I'm nervous:
` i remember that goldfishes cannot pee in their pants
6. The last time I cried was:
` when my goldfish didn't wave to me when i said hi
7. If I were to get married RIGHT NOW my
bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
` the reincarnated human form of my goldfish's parents
8. My hair is:
`as gold as the goldfish
`had a goldfish
2. Never in my life have I:
` seen a golden coloured fish
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then
can always make me smile:
`the person who gave me the goldfish
4. High School is/was:
` dissecting goldfishes in biology
5. When I'm nervous:
` i remember that goldfishes cannot pee in their pants
6. The last time I cried was:
` when my goldfish didn't wave to me when i said hi
7. If I were to get married RIGHT NOW my
bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
` the reincarnated human form of my goldfish's parents
8. My hair is:
`as gold as the goldfish
9. My feet are:
` bigger than the goldfish
10. When I was 5:
` i wanted a greenfish and a bluefish and a purplefish and a...
11. Last Christmas:
` i asked Santa to find a soulmate for my fish
` bigger than the goldfish
10. When I was 5:
` i wanted a greenfish and a bluefish and a purplefish and a...
11. Last Christmas:
` i asked Santa to find a soulmate for my fish
12. When I turn my head left, I see :
` my goldfish
13. When I turn my head right, I see:
` my fish i ate for dinner
14. When I look down I see:
` the floor on which the goldfish's bowl is placed upon
15. The craziest recent event was:
` the goldfish farted. i saw bubbles in the bowl.
` my goldfish
13. When I turn my head right, I see:
` my fish i ate for dinner
14. When I look down I see:
` the floor on which the goldfish's bowl is placed upon
15. The craziest recent event was:
` the goldfish farted. i saw bubbles in the bowl.
16. If I was a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
` joey, but i'd keep a goldfish
17. By this time next year:
` i hope santa claus made my wish on christmas come true and my goldfish will experience marital bliss
19. I have a hard time understanding:
` how goldfish pee
20. One time at a family gathering:
`my cousin asked if he could bowl with the goldfish's fish bowl
` joey, but i'd keep a goldfish
17. By this time next year:
` i hope santa claus made my wish on christmas come true and my goldfish will experience marital bliss
19. I have a hard time understanding:
` how goldfish pee
20. One time at a family gathering:
`my cousin asked if he could bowl with the goldfish's fish bowl
21. You know I "like" you if:
`i offer you fish food
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
` God - he created my goldfish
23. Take my advice:
` gold is a sexy colour
24. My ideal breakfast is:
` fish flakes
25. If you visit my hometown:
` you'd wish you were a goldfish too
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
` fish & co, i heard they have nice gold coloured battered fish there, i wonder what it means...
27. Girls are:
` fishes
28. I'd stop my wedding if:
` my goldfish shakes its tail
29. The world could do without:
` silverfish - they compete for medals with my goldfish
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
` ever meet a bronzefish
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself :
` a golden full body swimsuit. i can go swimming with my goldfish
`i offer you fish food
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
` God - he created my goldfish
23. Take my advice:
` gold is a sexy colour
24. My ideal breakfast is:
` fish flakes
25. If you visit my hometown:
` you'd wish you were a goldfish too
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
` fish & co, i heard they have nice gold coloured battered fish there, i wonder what it means...
27. Girls are:
` fishes
28. I'd stop my wedding if:
` my goldfish shakes its tail
29. The world could do without:
` silverfish - they compete for medals with my goldfish
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
` ever meet a bronzefish
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself :
` a golden full body swimsuit. i can go swimming with my goldfish
32. Most recent thing someone else bought you:
` the swimming pool
33. My favorite time of day is:
` anything my goldfish waves at me
34. My favorite store is:
` fish & co, although i've never seen their nice golden fish. i wonder if they make good friends for my goldfish.
35. My favorite ringtone is:
` bloopbloopbloop
36. And by the way:
` my goldfish is sexy
37. The last time I was high:
` when my goldfish won the aquarium olympics - 4 laps around the circumference of the fish bowl
38. The person who I last talked to told me to:
` find a mate for my fish
39. I shouldn't have been:
` human, then i can marry my fish
40. Once, at a bar/club:
` my goldfish got drunk because i put it in my beer
` the swimming pool
33. My favorite time of day is:
` anything my goldfish waves at me
34. My favorite store is:
` fish & co, although i've never seen their nice golden fish. i wonder if they make good friends for my goldfish.
35. My favorite ringtone is:
` bloopbloopbloop
36. And by the way:
` my goldfish is sexy
37. The last time I was high:
` when my goldfish won the aquarium olympics - 4 laps around the circumference of the fish bowl
38. The person who I last talked to told me to:
` find a mate for my fish
39. I shouldn't have been:
` human, then i can marry my fish
40. Once, at a bar/club:
` my goldfish got drunk because i put it in my beer
41. Last night
` my goldfish didn't sleep. its eyes were wide the whole time.
42. There's this girl I know who:
` has silverfish and detests my goldfish because it's much nicer than her silverfish
43. There is this guy I know who:
` has a sexy goldfish
44. A better name for me would be:
` goldmember
45. If I ever go
` to heaven, i will ask God to grant my goldfish eternal life and a pair of wings.
See? It's much better!
` my goldfish didn't sleep. its eyes were wide the whole time.
42. There's this girl I know who:
` has silverfish and detests my goldfish because it's much nicer than her silverfish
43. There is this guy I know who:
` has a sexy goldfish
44. A better name for me would be:
` goldmember
45. If I ever go
` to heaven, i will ask God to grant my goldfish eternal life and a pair of wings.
See? It's much better!
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