Do Not Disturb

While everyone else is mugging their butts off for Language Arts, His Royal Highness sits on his throne, laptop on (err what on earth) lap, clicking incessantly on link after link of his GEP social list of blogs. He reads post after post, skimming through the use of the beautiful language crafted by many young minds into intriguing blog posts which is coded so that no one not of the circle knows what is being said.

He picks out several words, intent on using them in his essay tomorrow; words that will leave his examiners jaws gaping wide as they fervently mark script after script of teenage thrash, before coming to his brilliant piece, of which they will frame up in 24-carat gold and frame it in the staff room (or the GP noticeboard).

I've realised how much I've missed the company of those who share my intellectual capabilities. I mean, reading any TJC IP student's blog can put me to sleep!

"todae we had la.. it sux larx!! i dun get wad mr tan is tryin to sae manx.. sure fail wanx.. haishh, i go slp liao le, bb muackx luv u"

ARGH. That was disgusting, even to type out. Give me a minute, I need to wash my fingers with Dettol.

I mean, there is something interesting about GEP blogs even though they're recounts of the person's day and all.

I think IP students (myself and any other GEP people exempted) are pretentious *creatures* (I'm trying not to swear) that have no life other than trying to find some new girlfriend/crush in school and boosting their popularity. Like, my gosh. I'm surrounded by these...things! The top 5% of Singapore's student population, and these are the thoughts running through their mind! Whee. I feel like I'm a god-like being amongst them.

Those academically inclined students mug day and night, and have no social life. I, on the other hand, can combine both and still do well in them. Deal with it, I'm gifted, you're not. I'm arrogant, but hey, I have every reason to be. At least I don't just say "you suck" and walk away, although that may be the only two words I might ever say to you, so if that happens, be honoured and keep those words in mind. They'll take you far in life. Always remember!

This is how I psyche myself into doing well. I really should be studying... I honestly don't care.