Idiocy is a Crime

after letting my mind wander abit after maths. i conculded Kopitiams are better than posh restraunts.

i mean sure restraunts are more clean. there some clean kopitiams too.
sure , restraunts can show your are high and might. but kopitiam can show you are SINGAPOREAN.

i mean. you could hold up your chest, put your body straight and eat with a knife and fork at kopitiam. but could you never slouch and put your leg up and ENJOY with hand in restraunts.
you could talk nice and politely in kopitiam. but you can never shout KOPI-O . in restraunts.
you can wear $1000 suit to kopitiam what. who stop you. but you wear singlet and boxers to restraunts the manager kick you out.



best of all. you can eat a BIG FILLING bowl of mee for $2. in kopitiams. i love you all.

Excerpt of Marcus' blog. Hmm, what paper is it tomorrow? I believe it's Language Arts. I'm presently laughing my entire body off (if it's remotely possible) after reading this junk. He can't spell restaurant. Hahaha!!! I'm mean, I know. Next, his arguments contradict. Anyone understands that thrash? Maybe we should use it as a model work for the 'Speak Good English Campaign'! Singapore's top 5%! Work of art!

I have compiled a list of things not to do during my essay tomorrow, and that is certainly one of them.

I will not make myself look like an idiot. Wait, I think he's idiocy is getting to me. I had better go pop some pills that might make me seem smarter than I am. (Didn't you know? I'm a scam.) Yeah, drinking milk at night after eating fried rice makes you alot smarter. You can always try mixing every sauce McDelivery has to offer too. Doing that will ensure you an A for every subject you take. You'll even pass Chemistry with the aid of the empirical formulae of the ingredients of the food you just ate!